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Inevitable We Dare backlash comes from Daily Mail

Feb 27th 2011 1:18PM (Joystiq)
"No wonder we have problems in society with unsafe sex and under-age sex when kids can get hold of games like this."

OK, fair enough. Unfortunately this comment begins to fall apart when you consider that the game has not been released yet and society already has to deal with the issue of under-age/unsafe sex.

These kids today are so tech savvy that they manage to be influenced by things that have not even been released yet? Impressive.

"Hey Becky."

"Yes, John?"

"I heard about this sexy game that is going to be coming out at some point in the future... and, well..."

"Yes?"

"..."

"... well, you wanna f*#k?"

"Oh, John! I thought you'd never ask!"

As for Mrs. Pearson? Maybe you just don't buy the game for your 13-year-old daughter. Maybe you sit down and have a conversation with her and explain the dangers of unprotected sex and the responsibility that comes with having an active sex life. Explain to her that it is OK to be curious but that she is not yet prepared for that yet. Problem solved, or at least solved as good as it ever has been for the countless generations of parents that came before you and managed to raise their kids just fine.

PSA: PlayStation Network content must be re-purchased on Xperia Play

Feb 14th 2011 5:44PM (Joystiq)
The more and more I learn about this phone the less and less interest I have in it. Way to all but destroy my enthusiasm Sony.

The Gamerator: An arcade cabinet with a built-in tap and refrigerator

Feb 12th 2011 12:00PM (Joystiq)
Oh my God. This may be the greatest thing ever. My life will never be complete until I either a) save enough money to buy one or b) put in the work and build an equivalent myself.

This thing is seriously awesome.

Game & Watch: Ball now available as Club Nintendo reward

Feb 10th 2011 12:34AM (Joystiq)
110 points short. D'oh!

Get Dead Space 2 dead cheap today [Update: PS3 version back in stock]

Feb 7th 2011 11:37AM (Joystiq)
@runn1ngman Yep. I can verify (along w/ runn1ngman) that the regular PS3 version is back in stock at $39.99. Awesome deal.

Kongregate Arcade back in Android Marketplace, with some minor changes

Jan 25th 2011 9:49PM (Joystiq)
Just downloaded it on my Droid (2.2.1) and it works fine. I hope those of you having difficulties can get them resolved shorty as it is a pretty nifty app.

Digital Foundry pits PS3 Mass Effect 2 against Xbox 360 original

Jan 19th 2011 11:12PM (Joystiq)
Enjoy PS3 users. ME2 was my favorite gaming experience of 2010 and I am glad more people get to experience it.

Epic Mickey for $30 and other legendary deals in Amazon's Gold Box

Jan 18th 2011 1:47PM (Joystiq)
D'oh! I missed Undead Nightmare. Maybe next time.

Best Buy offering buy 2 get 1 free sale

Jan 17th 2011 3:01PM (Joystiq)
@Voshempa And after a lengthy internal debate I ultimately decided on... DC Universe Online. LOL.

Best Buy offering buy 2 get 1 free sale

Jan 17th 2011 1:18PM (Joystiq)
@Voshempa Indeed. Both games are very different, but I really am anxious to try each. That is a very good point thought (about the price). I have nearly picked up NFS:HP a few times over the past couple of months at $40. GT5 will probably stay at a higher retail price for longer. Good thinking.

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