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Sordid State of Eclairs

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Dark Souls collector's edition running into retailer issues

Oct 5th 2011 8:13PM (Joystiq)
@Faenix

Logged in (for the first time in forever) just to say this.

They do have it in Canada, because I have some.

I can't remember where I got it, either Home Depot or Canadian Tire but I know for sure Canadian Tire has it for 4 bucks a bottle. You don't have to use very much per case.

Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon review: Shoot, shoot, shoot, end

Jul 7th 2011 10:31PM (Joystiq)
@Unreal Armos

I don't even know what kgoo867 wrote because at the time I'm writing this it's no longer visible.

Also, I haven't been on the site in a while because the vote-down crew has gotten f*cking ridiculous on here. Probably why they stopped whiting it out, but I can only guess.

That said, what you wrote was just about the dumbest f*cking thing I've ever had the misfortune of reading.

Duke Nukem Forever review: Fail to the King, Baby

Jun 11th 2011 3:14PM (Joystiq)
@jtsuth

Who cares? Not about what you said but about what scores they give it... I'm not implying you give a crap about the scores, either and that I think less of you or something, I figure you were just pointing out the low percentage on such a small number of reviews.

If I were Gearbox I'd let the poor reviews climb on in and be proud of it. Anyone who takes themselves seriously in reviewing this game... I won't finish that sentence.

I mean... look at it. Look at the game. Reviewing the game is like judging a cat in a dog show. Why bother?

It's not supposed to be pretty. It's not supposed to (completely) be in the style of 2011 FPS games. That's my interpretation, at least.

This is the one game where I can unequivocally say reviews don't matter to me one bit. People have waited and waited and nothing will take their (or my) enjoyment of this away from them, reviews included.

Duke Nukem Forever review: Fail to the King, Baby

Jun 11th 2011 2:59PM (Joystiq)
Your entire review allowed me to 100% my checklist as to all the reasons I'm buying the game. Thanks, Randy!

June 14th can't come soon enough!

Report: Sony plans to restart PSN services 'fully' by May 31

May 9th 2011 3:05PM (Joystiq)
@pradius

"Why did you quote both systems? Did it make you feel special or something?"

Why did you feel the need to say anything you said? PointlessPuppies comes across as intelligent and articulate when they comment, you don't.

Anonymous members say Sony attacks were 'likely' connected to movement

May 6th 2011 10:19PM (Joystiq)
From the Article:

One Anonymous member said of the Sony hack: "So it's Anon's work. But you can't blame the whole collective for what one or two guys do."

What??? Yes, I can. Absolutely, I can. If you decide to even in the loosest sense identify yourself as a gathering or a group and there are those of you who do stupid things in your name (which always seems to be inevitable) then I have no one to blame BUT you're entire group.

You don't want to be blamed and only want to take credit when people pat you on the back, but you don't want to hold your group accountable when things go south. Screw that.

If Anon didn't do it, fine. If they or their members did w/out the collective, they don't blindly deserve a reprieve from anyone. No one gets a free pass just because they say they do.

The Governator cartoon is real, soon to be a video game

Apr 5th 2011 9:55PM (Joystiq)
@Decanus

I'm with you, dude :/

Guess they threw a lotta dollar signs his way.

The Governator cartoon is real, soon to be a video game

Apr 5th 2011 5:10AM (Joystiq)
I wonder how violent his video game will be...

XBLA in Brief: Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime

Mar 24th 2011 3:17AM (Joystiq)
@Saria the Cat

wow it's been forever since I (we?) have seen you on here... where you been at? how are things going?

Gaming giving back to Japan this weekend

Mar 20th 2011 3:41PM (Joystiq)
@Rankore

Same here. Donated a few nights ago, got the neat lil' theme. Told my friends about it. If I can't drop everything jump a plane and go there personally to kick nuclear boy's a$$ so he doesn't poo all over the place, it's the next best thing.

context, for nuclear boy and poop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXPN4dfBAGU

Even in the face of all that has happened, the Japanese are keepin' it SO Japanese.

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