Graham

@HardBoiled2009 The best $29.99 you'll ever spend.

Does the box say American Heart Association? Do some of the proceeds go to them?

Don't eat yellow snow.

The look on my mom's face when I gave her a card made out of two sheets of bristol board. It was pretty big.

I don't think I could name one football player. This is Canada - let me know when there's a hockey question!

The Sam Fisher Spork

B - The goat

Game: God of War 3, because your ears deserve an to have an experience as good as your eyes.
Song: Bass Machine by Crudbump, because it makes me laugh and I don't know why.
Call: Any friend and ask if they want to come over and watch a movie. I'll turn the subtitles on for them.

I don't think this would work, but Metroid Prime on GameCube would sound awesome through these. After playing that listening to music would feel pretty empty, but since I have to listen to something, I'd put on Lifesong by Casting Crowns, followed by many more by the same. I'd finish up with a call to my brother and tell him its awesome.

Repeat as necessary.

Heavy Rain would sound great with these. You'd know exactly where the orange juice carton was at all times, from the time Ethan pulls it from the fridge to the time he takes his lips off it. Some "Thunderstorm in the Wilderness" would sound good after the Heavy Rain party is over. I'd call Oprah and let her know she's missing out.