David Lane

This is a travesty and should not bear Tolkein's name.

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Jack, you ROFFLES MY WOFFLES, buddy. Roffles.

About 2 paragraphs in, when he starts whining about Hearthstones not giving you an option, I had to close the browser. They do give you an option, but they're not going to let you poof around the countryside for free.

Reviews are fine, as long as you play the game. If this idiot doesn't know about the game he's reviewing, he shouldn't waste his time. No one's gonna read this crap, there's enough biased anti-video game media out there as is.

It'll just be another hack n' slash idiot fest with no sense of an immersive "world". I can't wait.

...sigh... how I miss classic Ultima Online...

No, we don't need to turn things off in America because we're better than everyone else.

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Tomb Raider sucks.


Someone had to say it.

"Rachel Leigh Cook -- pictured here with her character Tifa Lockheart -- declared herself a new fan of Final Fantasy after the show."

A big fat middle finger right in her face, right there.

"What, they're gonna pay me!? Of COURSE I love Zackloudiroth. That's his name right? They should make materia necklaces! Yeah! I could buy them at Claire's at the mall..."

If I'm the only guy on this blog who wants to make a pun about Ghost being "ghosted", I'm never logging back onto this thing.

funkyflea, are you serious? Are you seriously saying that pure computational power is good? That polygons are better than gameplay? That's what I'm hearing. And it's making me sad for the future of our great pasttime. Very, very sad.