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SalFantastique

Member since: Sep 25th, 2009

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This is really how Red Faction DLC 3 debuts

Sep 25th 2009 11:59PM (Joystiq)
Yes, because telling someone to die in a fire is so polite. I can see the correlation however, as Handsome Justin has the visage of someone who got to close to a burning building, giving him those delicious jowels. No seriously, he looks like Jackson Pollack threw up on a picture of Louie Anderson having a cardiac arrest.

You see, Mr. McElroy took a cheapshot at a close friend of mine and former co-workers. Even worse, it wasn't even funny or shocking. It was just a pathetic try at humor that, in reflecting his real life I'm sure, failed miserably.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to leave to the thunderous applause of many Volition workers now.

This is really how Red Faction DLC 3 debuts

Sep 25th 2009 10:20PM (Joystiq)
You're one to talk, Justin, considering looking at you reminds me what would have happened if Corky's Down Syndrome had Down Syndrome. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, mostly because all that glass might get on your Twinkie stash, you fat f@$k.

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