Wiisapointed

zOMG!!11! i r00td thruogh ninty's sUper mario dumpster and found a SECRET CONFERENCE MEMO:

Iwata will go on stage and announce:
"Each customer will have to climb up a set of stairs, then jump off and grab a flagpole.
The higher you grab onto the flagpole, the cheaper the Wii costs.
And, if you manage to jump over the flagpole, you will get a free copy of Wii Sports.
Nintendo is announcing the sales of 'Mario Moon shoes' that allow you to jump like mario.
Nintendo expects to ship 2 million units of 'Moon shoes' by the end of 2006.

This is the final secret! You heard it here first!!
XD

Well, I think they're going to be releasing the price, release date, and probably the pack-ins for the retail box, but i'm really doubting that they're going to have better graphics. I honestly don't think they're that bad anyway. I never expected the Wii to output visuals on the level of 360 anyway, and I certainly hope it puts less strain on my wallet than the 360.

THIS is what i stayed up for? Sorry Joystiq, I was looking for something a little more revealing. Maybe we need some time apart, to sort things out...