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Number One

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The limited-edition Simpsons Xbox 360

May 10th 2007 1:12PM (Joystiq)
A super gay color for a super gay console. That controller screams "shove me in your boyfriend's ass".

New Guilty Gear screens and details

May 9th 2007 11:46AM (Joystiq Nintendo)
So you guys are excited about another port?

Solderless Wii modchips on the way?

May 7th 2007 6:17PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Imagine not having to pay for cheap half assed ports that you're just dying to try for the heck of it... and all it would cost is 4 gigs and a bit of time...

Miyamoto interview: "I could make Halo"

May 7th 2007 11:47AM (Joystiq)
Holes. Not "wholes".

Miyamoto interview: "I could make Halo"

May 7th 2007 11:46AM (Joystiq)
@ 74
Dude I stopped reading your GoW story explanation halfway through. Pointless. All these wholes in the story are just excuses to sell you sequels. Then, of course, to sell you prequels. Naturally with the same shooting mechanics and the same shitty A.I..

Hopefully now the high res textures wont pop into existence.

Miyamoto interview: "I could make Halo"

May 7th 2007 11:26AM (Joystiq)
@ 53

Candy is overrated, it sells.
Coca-Cola is overrated, it sells.
Crack cocaine is overrated, it sells.

You're not making a very good point. Popularity is not a sign of quality.

Miyamoto interview: "I could make Halo"

May 7th 2007 11:24AM (Joystiq)
@ 22
You made my point for me. People play R6, Halo 2, Gow, GRAW... My favorite FPS to this day is Time Splitters 2, but people nowadays would argue thats its not that good. Why? Graphics? If thats all it takes, one could argue that its because most of them are all the same...

@ 26
So theres an actual story in GoW? Thanks for the clear up but I still stand by my opinion that without the story it would be hard to find some one who couldnt put two and two together at the sight of that game. Group A, Group B, Guns, go. Oh you can take cover here and there, and press yourself against a wall REAL hard, but c'mon, you could do that in .Switch on ps2. And that game was absolute shit.

Miyamoto interview: "I could make Halo"

May 7th 2007 10:48AM (Joystiq)
What he's trying to say is that making an FPS or any shooter for that matter doesnt take much creativity. Most weapons and settings in shooters are deviations from originators that people could go back to and play if they werent so spoiled by expensive graphics. Now consider how creative a video game developper is when two opposing factions, one human, one alien, use the same guns?

Im talking to you Queers of War!

Gears of War screenplay details leaked online

Apr 30th 2007 12:55PM (Joystiq)
Uwe Boll! Uwe Boll!! Uwe Boll!!! Making feature films from first person shooters is like making feature films from porn.

Think about it.

At least after that joke of a film tanks at the box office they will know to never do it again, and perhaps, in a perfect world, stop M$ from shitting out that Halo movie.

Tony Montana doesn't lose his lust for violence on the Wii

Apr 11th 2007 2:52PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
WOW... now THAT'S another fucking port!

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