If you'd actually read the article, you'd notice that the thief actually was on parole for prior arrests. So not only does it rhyme and stay in prose, it's also true.
I happen to disagree and think that Andy Richter is one of the funniest parts of the Tonight Show, and in the years Conan was doing late night without Andy, it felt like something was missing.
Gearbox: Borderlands art style helped 'make a certain leap of faith'
Jan 23rd 2010 12:53PM (Joystiq)MarketWatch: Keep your eye on Apple in 2010
Jan 4th 2010 3:49PM (TUAW.com)MarketWatch: Keep your eye on Apple in 2010
Jan 4th 2010 10:07AM (TUAW.com)How about a recommendation for me to keep an eye on SPNG, or MSFT.
Something original.
Xbox Live leads Bronx police to prolific, green burglar
Dec 24th 2009 3:12PM (Joystiq)Smart guy.
Rumor: Apple event in January, possible 10" tablet demoing iPhone apps
Dec 23rd 2009 5:40PM (TUAW.com)Oh wait, big brother Engadget posted this 45 minutes before you.
And not only that, they listed 5 sources for their information.
Simpsons Arcade (sort of) released on iPhone
Dec 21st 2009 4:43PM (TUAW.com)But since you get free trial codes from the devs you don't have to worry about such petty annoyances like "money".
Andy Richter upset at his Assassin's Creed 2 voiceover VGA snub
Dec 16th 2009 3:12PM (Joystiq)Checking In, an app for when you're stressed out
Dec 14th 2009 9:42PM (TUAW.com)Apple taking their Maps app to 'the next level'
Nov 30th 2009 12:20PM (TUAW.com)Ooooor I can just hold down a button and speak the number I want to call, and the phone recognizes the exact numbers I say 9/10 times.
So basically what I'm saying is that the opposite of what you're saying is true.
Take your apps to the table with these iPhone icon coasters
Nov 29th 2009 1:17AM (TUAW.com)I love you, TUAW.