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@sphbking
It's a crog. I mean, it couldn't possibly be a frat.

@pavlindrom
Must be a worldwide conspiracy by telcos to see webOS fail.

@Xcelerate
I'm sure it's getting your heart racing, at least. Whether it's exercise or rage from rubber band AI, though, I don't know.

@VicMatson
Shouldn't it be COS?

@Lameo Name
I assume you already know this and are just having fun... but any serious bike doesn't come with a seat because most serious cyclists want specific seats for their asses and don't want to have to pay for seats they are just going to throw away. There are several different systems and weight classes and if a manufacturer picked a seat, less than 20% of the buyers would find it comfortable.

@Hobsie
I spent all of Bram Stoker's Dracula waiting for Jonathan Harker to say something like that ...

@Frankenstein Black
Sounds good. Keep working on your script/novel; I'd like to finish it.

Many lulz were had. Thank you all, contributors.

@aaargh
Seriously. A few seconds into the video I checked his battery indicator to see how it'd change from the beginning of the video to the end. To my dismay he had it charging! Now we'll never know (until it's released and we get real world examples. But definitely not now).

@Shadow08
Seems like they're trying TOO hard, which is probably just as bad.

They should just be themselves and accept it and everyone will love them.