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Metareview: 'Red Faction: Guerrilla' avoids being 'birdf*cked!'

Jun 11th 2009 9:57AM (Joystiq)
@failknight: The gravity on Mars is 38% the gravity on Earth because Mars is smaller than Earth. This means you would actually be able to jump HIGHER than here on Terra.

Joystiq Podcast E309 - Do It Live edition

Jun 1st 2009 3:51PM (Joystiq)
I didn't know Jon from Jon and Kate + 8 was on the podcast AND a SMB 3 fan....

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine cleansing consoles for the emperor

May 28th 2009 9:59AM (Joystiq)
I played 40K: Fire Warrior despite the poor reviews (and cuz I found it in the bargain bin for $5). It was actually a competent shooter, though hard as hell at points, a bit repetitive, and completely unbelievable in terms of combat (one lone Tau warrior taking down multiple Space Marines, Ultramarines, Chaos Space Marines, etc? Yeah right...)

Now if they'd just remake 40k Space Hulk as a real-time, online, co-op, tactical shooter...I'd be in heaven.

Burnout Paradise: Big Surf Island hangs ten (and then some) in debut trailer

May 22nd 2009 1:09PM (Joystiq)
Solution: buy a cheap-ass bigger hard drive and install it. Takes about 10 minutes to install, hour to transfer your data, and you're set. Put in a bigger one and you're even more set.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822136071

Retro Adapter outclasses the Classic Controller

May 21st 2009 10:54AM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Looks cool, but how to you go about plugging 2 (or more) controllers of the same type into it? Do you have to buy two of the dang things???

Red Faction: Guerrilla MP demo now available for everyone

May 21st 2009 10:51AM (Joystiq)
It has always been later in the day. It's usually updated by the time I get home at 4:30pm CST.

Joystiq Review: Bionic Commando (single-player)

May 18th 2009 3:09PM (Joystiq)
I'm not worried about the learning/fun curve at all. Anyone who played the 8-bit version surely remembers the difficulty in understanding how to use the arm at first. I spent a good 30 minutes trying to learn just how to grapple, swing, and pull myself up when I was 9 years old and rented the classic version.

I keep hearing all these complaints about the dialog, plot, etc. Hello...you do realize this is all intentionally tongue in cheek, right? I mean, we're talking about the successor to a game that spouted one-liners like "Get out of here, you nerd!" left and right!!!!

Majesco whipping up two more Jillian Michaels fitness games

May 15th 2009 6:25PM (Joystiq)
Indeed...the room is a lie.

Majesco whipping up two more Jillian Michaels fitness games

May 12th 2009 1:49PM (Joystiq)
That picture hurts my brain...

She stands behind the counter, including the sneeze-guard. Yet, her hand held out perpendicularly from her body appears in front of the sneeze guard.

I didn't realize this game contained Escher-esque mind-splosions.

Joyswag: Pikmin (New Play Control Edition) [update]

Apr 16th 2009 5:01PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
NONE...ZERO...ZILCH...

But about 100,000,000 gave their lives for Louie.

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