Andy Shafer

Justin McElroy.

Foreign relations with Rapture.

I would take all the weapons from all videogames and turn them into flowers and love the bad guys into submission.

Which reminds me - is there a way to ignore App store updates? In other words, keep Lightsaber Unleashed from showing up in my updates tab?

Hear, hear. It's pretty unprofessional.

Actually, Nilay, Canon's steadfast build quality and image quality have facilitated my devotion to them since my first Elph in 2003. I've had two Elphs, an A80, a G9, an XTi, a 40D, and a 5D. Never had a single malfunction, and my point-and-shoots suffered drops. I'd guess that you guys actually are outside the curve, if the comments above are any indication.

Engadget - must you perpetuate this overused internet meme?

@ jason, retro77, et al.: Are you serious? "Sexy?" "Pure sex?" "I want to eat it?" I'm sorry, but this is one ugly laptop.

"jibes." Not "jives."

I don't think that 13th pic is the XSi.