Ninjalawyer

Okay Joystiq, I know it's your signature move but you don't need to include a pun in every headline. Some of these are embarrassing.

All I got from this article was that Justin has a too small tv for his job and it's placed terribly (having to angle your head up to see it is not optimal). I wonder if anyone would be interested in doing a charity drive to get Justin a decent tv.

@darthquixote

Ha, I had the same thought when playing the demo. And even if he was making his own hair gel, where did he get the makeup he was wearing?

Great news for PS3 players. I hope that Bioware adds a synopsis cutscene at the beginning of the game to give PS3 players the lowdown on what went on in ME1. Actually, I would have liked that and I played through ME1 prior to playing through ME2.

@sear

Here's a fun thought experiment for you now that you'll have a bunch of time freed up that you would have spent on Joystiq: Think way back to a time when you didn't see an argument as an opportunity to garner attention, when maybe you actually wanted people to consider your opinion rather than just get a reaction from them. Once you're in that thought space (go ahead, I'll wait), think about what a douche the present you comes off as and how crying that no one cares about your opinion when it's doubtful that you care about it is more than a little sad.

The last preview (and the Fallout 3 looking screenshots) made me think I was in for more of the same but this post has my nether regions frothing in anticipation (or possibly a serious undiagnosed medical condition - does anticipation feel like burning?).

Also, it sounds like the story in New Vegas starts off in a much more interesting way than Fallout 3, I hope that momentum keeps up throughout the game. Fallout 3 was great but the main story was fairly forgettable, especially compared to some of the fantastic sidequests (I'm looking at you The Replicated Man).

I'd probably avoid Simcity, unless you have an iPhone 3GS or iPhone 4. On my 2nd gen iPod Touch it was pretty slow.

He's clearly scoping out Superman's buns of steel.

Companies really need to stop picking game titles by combining two random words. "Crumpet Weaver" or "Knights Contract" wouldn't even be as ridiculous sounding asthe name of this game.

Shouldn't the title be "Knight's Contract"?