Maratu

I will fix the economy with my wrench and soldering iron (of justice.)

Please please please.

Have a giant sound system play so loud that it creates enough of a shock wave to knock them all down. Probably would be best to have Dragonforce reign destruction down upon them.

Please ship to: me.

Why? In winning, I will donate my body to science to benefit research and thus create technical jobs saving the economy.

Please let me win this so I may finally go through with my plan from last post. Quick recap:

I win. I celebrate with my birthday suit in the streets. Money is thrown at me. Money goes to the economy. BAM.

YYZ

I will save the economy by:

1 - Winning this.
2 - Becoming so excited, running naked in the streets.
3 - Upon seeing my fantastic naked body, the world will simply throw money at me while I flash (get it?) on by.
4 - The poorer among the world will take up this mountain of cash behind me, and spend it everywhere.
5 - The economy will boom.
6 - I will become seriously chaffed.

I shall fix the economy by placing as as much stuff as I can on the server and give it all away for free.

Fix the economy? I can do that. By my winning this watch, I shall sell the one I have now, and donate the proceeds to small businesses all around the country to help bolster the economy! DONIONS.

You can fix the economy by choosing me to win this phone. Thus, I will get rid of cruddy Samsung Glyde and donate the sales from said cruddy phone to the Economic Recovery Fund.

Fix the economy? Easy.

Hugs and kisses.