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@Lumen Melano

Show me how to make a Minecraft boomerang. If this dude figures out how to put in hookshots, it is immediately better than Minecraft. That's a true mathematical formula, any game + hookshot = better game. It's called the Batman grappling gun theorum.

@Mrguy you know that guy
OF COURSE IT'S A CRIME! You shall be prosecuted to the full... all right I'm kidding, of course not. I sincerely mean this when I say enjoy the hell out of it. It was, and remains, one of my absolute favorite video games ever made. Have a good time with it and check out Link to the Past at some point.

@Churchbus Really? That was your stopping point? I quit when they mentioned that Stryker had been killed as an offhand comment and then Shao Kahn killed Ermac for no apparent reason.

What this means is that sales of movie one will be amazing and movie two will be collecting dust for a while... The only way this could be appealing is if there were about 4 alternate audio commentaries on movie two of the Rifftrax dudes cutting it a brand new asshole or three.

Singaporean children? Couldn't find anyone in a country where gaming is more widespread like, I don't know, the US or the UK or Japan? Not a good sign towards credibility.

I hope he provides the figures for mental issues in Singaporean children who DON'T play video games in this report. You know, so we can compare & contrast with a control group.

And even though it's totally anecdotal, I've been a gamer since I was 3. I'm now 24, I don't drink or smoke or do drugs.

@Diebold So. So you think you can tell... heaven from level 4?

Ah Nintendo, the Disney of video games... Putting Mario back in the vault. Unlike Disney, Nintendo doesn't see the need to update the menus or remaster the sounds or change... well, anything.

Um... so.

Yeah. Impressive in it's way, I guess, but the fact that it's tool assisted makes me question how much is done by the actual player.

BTW, when do we get an Ocarina run like this? I'm looking at you, Griffin.

The first time I played a 16 person game of Halo: Combat Evolved at my buddy's apartment and was irrevocably converted into the era of modern console FPS's. It was good times.

@Freddie Mercury Yeah, same here, but Tuesday's Gone isn't all that tough if you find some decent guitar tabs.

@Petebot330 Nobody, Gramma.