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TheAssailant6661

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Birds Sing 'The Imperial March' From 'Star Wars' (Video Compilation)

May 19th 2010 4:55PM (Urlesque)
For the record, those are all Cockatiels.

Monster Hunter Tri devs won't be at UK launch due to volcanic ash cloud

Apr 21st 2010 5:46PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Nope, too late, the devs are probably already drunk and passed out on the floor, mimicing the sounds of a Great Jaggi while listening to Monster Hunter music remixed with Pink Floyd.

It's ok, they'll be happy either way.

Japanese Nintendo downloads: Ivy the Kiwi, Fatal Fury 3

Apr 20th 2010 4:45PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Someone else beat them to most expensive on DSiWare.

Then again, this IS the Japanese DSiWare store...

This Week on Nintendo Channel: Pokemon reminiscing

Apr 19th 2010 6:53PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
What would be the point of having the same game 300 times? Besides, isn't that, I dunno, illegal to take private property and not give it back to the parents who, most likely "own" it as they probably bought it with their money?

April Fools: Nintendo games coming to iPad June 15

Apr 1st 2010 9:17PM (Joystiq)
Yeah, and considering the fact you can still find Twilight Princess and other games still selling at full price at GameStop, you know damn well Nintendo wouldn't jump on board.

BTW, awesome avatar. Megas XLR was an awesome show. I'm still pissed it got canceled.

April Fools: Nintendo games coming to iPad June 15

Apr 1st 2010 9:12PM (Joystiq)
Can I ask who exactly is trying to compete with the iPad by itself?

Pretty much, iPad = iPhone^2. Anyone wanting to compete with Apple is too focused on the iPhone because they know damn right the iPad is simply too expensive to be worth any good for informed buyers (the ones who carefully look something over, i.e. opposite of impulse buyers). It ONLY has about 300MHz extra CPU power over the iPhone, at like 2.5x the cost. Not worth it for informed buyers.

Need I mention the fact games will simply be pixel-doubled over their iPhone-native resolution?

Besides, this thing not only looks clunky to play games on, but I could see some major cramps trying to type on it the way it's depicted in commercials. It's hard enough to type on a DSi and getting thumb/index cramps. I don't need hand cramps.

Exclusive Pokewalker path available as Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver DLC

Apr 1st 2010 8:25PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
I've been waiting for this since before the game came out. Now I'm waiting for the next one. And the next one. And the next one...

Joyswag: Nintendo DSi & Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver

Apr 1st 2010 3:10PM (Joystiq)
If I had a second account, I'd totally put completely wrong answers and mess everyone up.

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