Captain Facekick

You can call me Mr. Nice Guy?

You know, I bought a homeless guy a hamburger today, so this time I'll say nice.

My mom's unemployed and I can't get a job, this is practically the only way I'll get any games this year. Hoping for a christmas miracle???

That being said, fairly naughty. :C

The other night there was a terrifying department store mannequin in my hallway? It was gone by morning, and I still don't know what my neighbors were doing with it.

When I was younger I distinctly remember coming up stairs and seeing the light on my lawn in the middle of the night, thinking it was a man on my porch. Watching. Waiting.

Well, when playing Call of Duty specifically, I like to don an entire authentic Ghillie suit and crouch quietly behind the fern in my living room.

Watching.

Waiting.