awkward robot

Adult Diapers. Not the ones for pooping but rather the ones for sex.

I wonder if its to soon to repost....
also car.drive.a lot.

"Your a *** noob." or "Go **** your mother."

That wasnt so bad.

usually at work... or when my kids are stuck on a part of a DS game.

I own a 1999 Chevy Venture...It is a piece of shit. I drive it as little as possible. My wife owns a 2009 Hyundai it is very nice. I also have a HUGE gamerscore so I think I win.

I would draw a large purple dildo hitting a cop in the head.

My daughter always makes me draw her or batman, so that will most likely happen.

You have my Wireless Controller of Farts.

Yes I have actually.

Seriously I really need this game. And a new 360 controller.

This Christmas I received my third child. That's just to many children, an irresponsible number of children even. I work but we are still poor (American poor that is, I still have an xbox and the internet). I wish i qualified for welfare but I don't. I haven't had a raise in there years. I'm actually making less then I have three years ago.

I need something for free.