spec_ops_pirate

I -AM- the Tank, 'cause when I get on rollin', nothing stops me from burning everyone around me.

I'm generally a rum and coke kinda guy...

More specifically, 1 part Captain Morgan Silver, 2 parts Diet Coke with a hint of lemon or lime depending on the mood I'm in at the moment.

Ok, so I have one of the most notable cars in my group of friends; it's an old 81 Buick Century Regale. Big old metal boat of a car; I tell you this so that you can understand that driving my old sweety spawns all sorts of stupid jokes and ideas.

One of these ideas was that I could destroy any other car on the road because my car was made of nothing but metal.

Another was that I could drive on a lake because it's in actuality a boat.

And the one that most stuck out was that I could cook BACON off my car because the metal makes it so hot. Well, one day, my buddy dared me to test this theory.

Long story short, we had two amazingly crisp bacon sandwiches that hot summer day, and I'm still trying to clean the grease stains completely off my car's trunk.

This is so messed. If this goes through, I will buy no more CoD games. Hell, I only bought the most recent because of my friend's enthusiasms.