Amir Ali

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I'm trying to stay away from pornography and masturbation.

THESE PICTURES AREN'T HELPING, JOYSTIQ!!!!

I like the trailer where you blow things up!!!! AND AND in the same trailer... Where you shoot propane TANKS, and HOOK THEM, AND, HOOK THEM TO ENEMIES, AND THEY GO Flying.................................. >-|-o - Ahhhh.

Change the definition of DRM to, "Do Re Mi" So basically you have to sing into a microphone in order to play the game.

They should call it, the Playnotstationary.

Well you don't only fail at your regular life, you also fail on the internet.

VERY Impressed with the St. Vincent reference.

I've seen her live, she is good times.

Wait Wait, I think he's right...

I saw something very fishy.

It seemed to me, in the water area, there was a prompt for the user to press the B button on the Xbox 360 controller.

Am I the only one whose noticed this?

That's like saying no one sat in groups of 800 to watch Avatar in 3D, whilst wearing these silly glasses.

http://jcubeworks.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/wii.jpg

Iwata is an ego-testicle maniac.

Oh, tistical.