Derek

Play wherever, whenever. Games 4 life!

Merry Christmas b*tches!!

He said Christmas! It's a miracle!

All the time, particularly when i visit home

If you don't like what I have to say, mute me. You have the power douchebag.

That's how I found the mute button, true story.

A stack of money in wish I had to pay for the DS myself instead of having to hold out hope in winning contests :(

Either at home or in class, when professors start talking about things they have no business commenting on (anatomy teacher talking politics? Go f*** yourself)

How often do I find myself in a car?
*looks around, in the middle of a drive to church*
Granted, I don't own this one, but when I'm not playing games, yeah, its because I'm going places

*smokes cigarette*
"Was it good for you too?"

-_-

A Mii in the likeness of Kim Kardashian. With my artistic abilities, I could just as well say it's Snookie and get away with it.

"Grow a pair or go play with your Wii. And I don't mean your game console ya homo."

-_-