VooDooChild

Intriguing!

Swanky!

I've got the feelin'!

Demigod!

17th time's the charm.

Declare a global economic opposite day.

Ric Flair doesn't woo women, he can only "Woo!" them.

I don't really care about fixing the economy. What I want is for someone to bring back the Muppets.

I think the current economic malaise could be shown the door by revitalizing America's novelty/joke supplies industry. Wax lips and fake vomit are perennial grown fields.

Well, we could always use a giant tether to reel in the Moon, so it orbits closer to Earth. This would increase the tidal forces on Earth, resulting in bigger waves, and hence, more economic activity from increased surfing/surf movies/surf rock.