FunkyMonkeyBass

Pentax? That's your answer to a recession? Taxing pens? Crazy!!

Will this pop popcorn?

Let's play a game, a game I call just the tip.

The tip of my shotty.

Your In The Movies: Porno Edition

They should replace Madden with NCAA Football.

Is Zombie Strippers a holiday movie?

Will this thing get crappy Christmas music out of my head?

My buddy and I really enjoy the split screen of Call of Duty:World At War. What really sucks is that you have to beat it single player in order to unlock the Nazi Zombie mode. And the fact that they removed some of the missions for split screen.

Rub some warm, moist, cow manure on those chapped lips. You'll stop licking them.

I would like a gun that shoots orgasms.