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BioWare: No fix for Mass Effect 2 SDTV 'tiny text' issue

Feb 5th 2010 1:09PM (Joystiq)
Yeah man, banter is totally impossible. like, I don't even think t hats a wo rd

BioWare: No fix for Mass Effect 2 SDTV 'tiny text' issue

Feb 5th 2010 1:04PM (Joystiq)
B-but I can't see where I'm goin' no more, need some HD clarity. It's so cold out here, alone.

BioWare: No fix for Mass Effect 2 SDTV 'tiny text' issue

Feb 5th 2010 1:00PM (Joystiq)
C'mon mista' I'm only asking for some spare change. C'mon, I'll do anything, I'll play you a diddy on my harmonica if it'll help. I've been ridin' the rails too long.

L.A. Noire no longer PS3 exclusive, also on Xbox 360, Game Informer says

Feb 5th 2010 12:43PM (Joystiq)
I say Old Man have you heard about the turn this market is taking? Quite troublesome. *puff pipe while reading stock ticker tape*

BioWare: No fix for Mass Effect 2 SDTV 'tiny text' issue

Feb 5th 2010 12:38PM (Joystiq)
PS, it's nice knowing that I won't have student loans to pay off later because I decided to be a shithead and blow a few thousand on a new TV.

BioWare: No fix for Mass Effect 2 SDTV 'tiny text' issue

Feb 5th 2010 12:37PM (Joystiq)
Bradwart, you're too dedicated.

"Ah yes, hrm, a new TV for my hobby. Yes I am quite dedicated, and I think later I'll take my girlfriend spankwire.com out on a date to celebrate my purchase. Ho ho, it's good to be the Bradster."

BioWare: No fix for Mass Effect 2 SDTV 'tiny text' issue

Feb 5th 2010 12:35PM (Joystiq)
Hopper has it right. Not everyone has a disposable income to blow on a new TV. And not everyone has nasty habits they need to cut out in order to get a new TV either. I can sympathize, having to pay all my tuition out of pocket. I don't drink, or smoke, or have a gambling problem or anything else that would drain my money besides food and essential bills. But even so I can't really afford a new TV.

Hell I just spent the last two weeks trying to find enough money to buy Mass Effect 2. : \

iPad game display modes compared

Feb 5th 2010 2:57AM (Joystiq)
I'm not really bitter about anything. I just don't see why any reasonable person would care about a novelty-sized iPhone.

PSN Thursday: Battlefield:BC2, AvP demos; D3 PSP sale

Feb 5th 2010 2:41AM (Joystiq)
Don't listen to SNL25 he probably works for the studio that makes the game. Or he is really easily impressed. Objectively speaking; it's a terrible mess, one that has countless issues with matchmaking, and in-game lag. Playing as an alien is disorienting, and sticking to walls never feels as fluid as it reasonably should. Stalking is cool I guess, but it's sort of dumb that you're given a one-hit-kill at all times just because you managed to loop around an enemy.

The predators seem overpowered, I only managed to kill one, while humans dropped like flies, and Aliens were a matter of blind button mashing luck. Hey theres a great idea, making varying character classes and not allowing you to pick which one you want.

AvP is a sloppy, mishandled, and disappointing. Just delete the demo and thank me later.

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