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Tomb Raider Legend coming to Nintendo systems

Apr 4th 2006 8:31AM (Joystiq)
"Right...so if a LAME and pathetic 3rd party company leaves a Nintendo platform then all the GOOD developers and publishers won't support Nintendo. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight..."

Lame & pathetic hey, you really know A good game then. Crystal Dynamics made this game, & crystal dynamics have brought out classics like gex, legacy of kain & others. This game is yards above any tomb raider game... I say this as a massive fan of the 1st PS1 game. This game controls beautiful, looks real nice for PS2's older hardware & is loads of fun to play.... If nintendo doesn't get this game & others like it, they will never have me as a paying customer again. It is easy for all the fanbitches to say that ninty will have the biggest market share, as everyone will buy it as a 2nd console....What a crap theory that is, simple fact is that a minority of gamers will buy this console without decent 3rd party support. Basically early adoptors will be mostly blinker wearing fanbitches & then some true gamers. This will not garner mass appeal. PS3 will dominate again because they simply know how to target the mainstream gamer, casual gamer, even non gamers (singstar, buzz) + they cater to hardcore gamers as well.

Nintendo need to lose the "Nintendo only way", or they may lose a lot more in the long run.

On a brighter note, I sincerely hope that GC owners get this game as it really is a class act. Even if you were not a fan of the original, this game is worth taking a look at. Just a shame that it released so late in this gens lifecycle as it's not that pretty when you also own a 360 to compare it to.

Crysis direct-feed GDC trailer: it's hot

Mar 29th 2006 8:10AM (Joystiq)
"Any chance we'll see that on the PS3? I don't think the 360 could handle it with optimal settings (every PC to 360 port has suffered at least slightly on the 360). Hopefully the PS3 has more power."

Theres a real good chance considering I picked up a mag in a newsagent the other day that said it was coming to PS3.

MotorStorm, Resistance and more: pictures from Sony's GDC keynote

Mar 27th 2006 6:14AM (Joystiq)
"it's in my pants right now looking at graw on my 360"


Take your Bil Gay-tes fanbitch goggles off retard. ou sound like you would like to drink a litre of bills seamen retard.


Sissysmith, you sound like a retard with comments like this.

"looking at graw on my 360"

Most people buy games to play them retard, not look at them. See that funny white thing with the buttons that was in the box with the 360, you can actually use that to control the game & play it. Although judging by your displayed brain capacity this may be an impossibility for a retard such as yourself.

Now lets move on to all your fucking this & fucking that...... All that fuck talk & emotion engine in pants talk makes me think one thing......."your a virgin....neil." Instead of buying a 360 you should have bought yourself a hooker for the night, as you sound like you need a fuck more than your hero Bill Gay-tes. I got one the other night sissysmith, can you thank your mum for that by the way & ask her if I left my re-uasble, glow in the dark condom up her arse.

Retard, M$ fanbitches like you make Nintendo & Sony fanbitches look somewhat intelligent. Shouldn't you be off playing your vastly superior (to PS2 & GC) xbox 360 with all your friends at the spastic centre, instead of spamming on PS3 topics.
Don't worry, your mummy told me she is very proud of you whilst me & my seven footy mates were gangbanging her the other night.

Sony confirms plans to chuck boomerang controller (and it won't come back)

Mar 23rd 2006 7:28AM (Joystiq)
"and, @ Kye: get a damn grip on reality."

No more should be said after this, because it pretty much is perfect & sums what we all think up.
All these sony bashing, hating fanbitches need a good hard slap on the forehead & an irreversible wedgy that reaches their underpants up to their necks.
Losers like kye seem to think that sony has never done anything but copy everyone else.....
Hahhahahahah
If it wasn't for sony showing others how it can be done, then MS would never have entered the console market. I'm not a MS basher, simply a realist & a gamer, hell I got a 360 & love it. It's just simple truth I state. Sony took huge risks & enetered the waters of the 2 dominant sharks that were sega & nintendo, & basically ate them up. This was a move forced upon sony by nintendo when ninty screwed them over the add on cd for snes (ain't kama a bitch) so sony came in with PS & cleaned up big time. Meanwhile, the biggest idea thief & unoriginal, typical american was watching the whole time & thought, "jeez, sony did that easy, I'll give it a try with my 50billion". So Bill releases a machine with dvd playback (duh, wonder where that original idea came from, also online capabilities (anyone remember dreamcast), a really original controller (not a rip off bastard hybrid child of the DS & dreamcast controller at all), now Bill abondons the xbox1 like a hot rock to offer a console with limited backwards compatibility (wonder who done this near flawlessy before them......no not sony, they never do anything half original or risky or to satisfy their customer base. Whats that?,... the 360 will have a camera soon similar to eyetoy (can't quite remember where that eyetoy idea was seen first, which console was it again??? Surely not them bastards at sony, they never innovate, they just copy everything.

What's that? the DS's motor was stolen by sony by a company that MS has major shares in just recently & that were more than likely struggling before that, so decided to bring the overly fair american judicial system into it....just ask O.J & MJ how fair it is. Then ask Ruben Carter.

Face you sad ass nintendo & MS fanbitches, most ideas stem from somewhere these days, there is hardly an original thought (just look at movies & game content), everything is an idea off an idea off an idea. Sometimes innovation will come with expanded ideas & hardly ever will we see a revolution, & I'm betting we will see anything but a revolution when ninty releases their new toy. All it will be is a turbo charged cube with a harry potter style wand to play it with. So all you 12yr olds that think nintendo invented games, the wheel & the universe can stand around in your skidmarked, crusty, mario underpants waving your wand around like complete fruitloops.

Confirmed: PlayStation 3 will ship with 60 GB HDD

Mar 18th 2006 9:43PM (Joystiq)
"Simple, the PS2 launched earlier and got a head start. Nintendo was reeling from the previous generation with the loss of support for the N64 and the Playstation garnered significant support. Because the PS2 launched two years prior to the Xbox and Gamecube, they had pulled a major lead in software development and sales because they were the only game in town"

It was actually about 18mths I thought. And sony did not just win cause the others came out 18mths later, they did not sell those 80million more consoles in the s1t 18mths sorry. And why do nintendo keep doing the same thing everytime. Released later again with cube (for cheaper) & still got smashed to smithrenes in sales. Now they will do the same again with revo. They better do something soon as handhelds is all that has kept them afloat, & with sony now enetered in this & MS a whisker away from joining, they may not be able to profit for too much longer when more & more people stop buying all their products due to lack of 3rd party support.

They need to stop all this crap about visuals don't matter, it's the gameplay. If that were true, we'd all be playing pong still with no need for visual or audio evolution. Fight nIGHT ON 360 a perfect example of how great gameplay can be enhanced to no end with superb graphics. If Nintendo's new console cannot equal this kind of graphical flare, then you can kiss them goodbye. Even mainstreamers will pay $100 or so more for this kind of look compared to tricked up GC graphics with a lightsabre gimmick controller. This game proves that 720p & 1080i are the only way to move forward with console gaming. Initial presentation is what will sell gamers at first. If kids see a graphical powerhouse running instore, next to mario 10 with beefed up GC graphics, then the GC will not be a choice in the grand scheme of things. Could be hard to profit if you scare away all your customers by calling your product revolutionary when it fails to even be evolutionary.

I used to love nintendo back in snes days, but they are slowly killing themselves, in my opinion.

Confirmed: PlayStation 3 will ship with 60 GB HDD

Mar 18th 2006 9:12AM (Joystiq)
"Based on my price arguement, I believe the 360 and Rev will take up the larger percentages of worldwide market share, with sony trailing behind in third place."

Can you explain why the cheaper cube didn't outsell PS2 or xbox then, considering it was cheaper than both. Hardcore gamers will be the only ones who buy any next gen consoles on launch with launch price tags attached. The mainstreamers will jump aboard when the price suits for some, when the killer apps arive for others & the rest will copy friends, or buy on hype.

PS3 will sell the most again for this time. I'll bet my nintendo 64 on it. Usually if something is cheap, there is a reason. And you pay for what you get. More people buy coca cola over no frills cola & this is really no different.

Confirmed: PlayStation 3 will ship with 60 GB HDD

Mar 18th 2006 12:10AM (Joystiq)
"The 360 set this generation's cost standard. Brand loyalty only goes so far, as was proven with the N64. Nintendo had the undisputed brand name in video games prior to 1996, but when Nintendo released the N64 at a higher price, both hardware and software, they lost the crown to the new kid on the block, Playstation."

Man & I thought you knew what you were talking about. The price of N64 was nothing to do with poor sales my friend. The fact is that nintendo lost all the best 3rd party developers as they were charging them too much for catridge royalties. The n64 was hardly anymore expensive than the other 2. As a matter of fact in austarlia the PS1 launched at $700 australian & the N64 launched at around $500.
If you wanna make these comments..... Know what the hell your talking about. It shows you don't with this statement as if it were true the cube should have mopped the floor with PS2 & Xbox, but didn't, again due to lack of 3rd party support, which in turn limited their killer apps.

When this thing launces Sony can sell it for $499-$600 US & all the early hardcore console gamers will buy it, just like now with 360, then as time goes on & costs go down, the prices will lower & the mainstreamers will jump aboard. This is how it works every time. 100million people did not buy PS2's on launch day for $299-$399 or whatever the US price was. It took six years & a plethorea of killer app games to build up those numbers.

Anyway, I went to EB's today & they said even in australia we would get the consoles in november.......sweet. If this is true & it ships with a 60gig HD, well thats awesome. I was also told a unconfirmed australian price of $800. I will pay for it at that price, but anymore than that will have me thinking unless their is an obvious sharp incline in ingame visuals over the 360.

Halo 3 no more -- meet Forerunner

Mar 17th 2006 6:15PM (Joystiq)
All your above mentioned points are baseless, internet rumours. Why get bugged over them when you could be enjoying your 360. The one that strikes me as the funniest is how you say that your a hardcore gamer & others are mainstreamers, but then further down you mention how a $100 price difference will sway you away from PS3. Sparty, I am a pensioner gamer (31), I've had the systems you mentioned & more, hell I've still got a MB Vectrex (had it's own monitor built in that required screens ovelays to get color). Let me say that $100 is nothing considering I am getting a out of the box Blu Ray Player, Game Console, & possibly a 60gig Hard Drive.

If 360 offered all this, are you telling me your a hardcore gamers, but not hardcore enough to justify $100 (2 games), to get something you thought took even more advantage of the technology you have, or one day may have in your loungeroom.

Now just to clear all that up as well. If you beleive some of the crap on this site, there was a yen price floating around (can't remember which blogg) that convereted to $428.30 or some ridiculous un-rounded number like that. So if this number is to be believed & sony's past as well, then I would assume $399 as the US launch price. Now maybe 360 will have gone down to $320-$350 by then.... But it doesn't really help. Like nintendo displayed with cube, the price does not effect initial console buyers.

It won't be this casual fanbase of sony's that fork out the big dollars for the PS3 when launched. It will be the exact same type of gamers that 360 is attacting right now......people who just love games.

"crowd, which tend to know little about the gaming industry and know even less about the technology that drives it"

I'm not a techno geek, I don't & don't want to understand what drives it. I just want to know what games I will be driving on it. I'm a gamer, I play games, I'm not a psuedo try hard ken kutaragi/j'allard that claims to know the in's & outs of every electronic product available. I just want to game. If I could I would simply eat, shit, sleep (sometimes & GAME. Unfortunately I have to work to support my habit.

"As of right now, Sony hasn't shown me a single game that I'm really looking forward to."

8 months before xbox came out, what were tyou looking forward to on that, that you knew would be worth the wait?

"Last year at E3, the best in game footage was Fight Nights, which has come to the 360 reportedly looking just as good as the PS3 version."

I heard the lighting at that stage was noticably better on 360 & the character details were better on the PS3. Apart from that pretty equal. That was from people who saw both at the show.

"as well as PC gaming."

I do not & will not play games on pc. I've said it all along, people who prefer xbox consoles are hybrid pc/console gamers. Thats fair enough & not meant as an insult. It's simply true, thats why a lot of MS console titles are pc handemedowns or in the same genres as most pc games. As a staunch console gamer I prefer things made to suit consoles (fight night for example). Many of sony's own inhouse games are made with this in mind & they have some rare gems that capture the same essence, spirit & love of gaming that some of nintendo's do. For example some of my favourite games this gen were, shadow of the collossus, Ico, ghosthunter, Primal, Mark of Kri, god of war, these games were mostly something special & that I hadn,t seen before.

If MS could get some developers to come up with (out of the box) games like this, then it would only better their chances of domination. I already love the new controller & fight night, but what is beyond that for me.... I can only take so many FPS's, racers, Fihgters, & so on. Don't get me wrong as I love the best of these genres Tekken, burnout, timesplitters etc, but every so often they need a little something special to allow people who want that niche, gameplay splattered title to take the monotiny away.

I am looking forward to a few on PS3 actually. These are the ones that have been shown in game
Metal Gear (obviously)
I-8 (Resistance)
Unreal Tourn 2007 (US PSM have played it on dev kits)

Then you have others that from developer reputation I know will be shit hot.

Motorstorm (from WRC developers)
Devil May Cry (Capcom)
Tekken (Namco)
Soul Calibre (namco)
Resi Evil 5 (capcom)
anything by cambridge studios
anything by makers of Ico

The list goes on..& on.....& on.






PS3 camping starts now?

Mar 17th 2006 9:11AM (Joystiq)
Geez that sucks. 1 million.. I thought they could have more than that ready by November. I wonder how true & who came up with the 1million in 8months.

Oh well, glad I've got a 360 coming in a few days.
Fight Night & Brabies funhouse should keep me going until then, also my proctologsit m3mnoch will give me a helping "Hand" through the wait.

Halo 3 no more -- meet Forerunner

Mar 17th 2006 9:00AM (Joystiq)
"I hope the 360 launch goes smoothly in Australia for you."

Same here.
My other points quite simply can't be argued as it is blatently obvious that even fight night (best graphics in any game to date, for mine) is still not like watching a movie, let alone a hd movie. So this statement is just as un-validated & untrue as sony's PS2 toy story graphics. This is my point all along, if you've played games as long as I have, you have apretty good perception of reality. That perception does not allow me to think that we would go from PS1 graphics straight to toy story graphics. Even if a machine had the power to do that, developers have not the skills to implement them in a decently playable game yet.

You also seemed to think I was singling you out for all the negativity filled posts that I was mentioning is PS3 bloggs. Not the case buddy. Just a build up of you's, & you were silly enough to bite when I decided to see what happens when somebody does the same in a 360 blogg. (You won't see me enter them much, cause I'm simply not that interested, I'm basically buying a 360 to tired me over until PS3 arrives, you may call that fanboyism, but remember I am supporting your favourite console & my 2nd).
Also, if you don't want to be labelled a fanbitch like you have been of late, pick on the ps3 for something you know as fact to be crap about it. Not for some stupid 4th dimension statement. If you think your smart & don't like my little 2nd grade insults & swear words, then stop sony bashing with a kindergarden mentality approach. If you want me to put forth an intellecually stimulating, thought provoking arguement, then give me something intelligent to work with in the 1st placing, instead of unfounded PS3 bashing stemming from hate for everything Sony.
Notice how my post in here was not actually MS bashing, but more raising aweness to the fanbitches that sony are not the worst offenders of hype, they are actually on an even keel with MS...they may use more outlandish, unheard of, non-sensical terminology, but in the end sony's marketing is no more BS than MS.
I never actually bashed MS in anyway, I merely stated facts from their own marketing brochure & problems that 360 owners are complaining about. You may have a 360, it may have no problems, for that I really am glad... But you MS people point the finger at PS2 as if every second console was faulty, when the xbox 1 was about the same (thomson drive anyone) considering the lesser all round sales numbers. (100 million as opposed to 22million). 360 is no less prone to a certain percenatge of failure rates, but I'm sure that is a minority & has already been addressed. I am looking forward to getting mine.

Just understand sparty, that if you have a negative to say about another product (less favoured or not), only bring up valid, factual points as there is too much crap floating around (such as rumours like the PS3 games can only be played on one console), & like I tend to do, try to mention something good about the machine,it seems less biased that way & shows you can appreciate other things instead of being 1 dimensial.

I'll never try to preach to everyone that MS & Nintendo suck & nobody should believe their hype or crap. I will simply give reasons as to why & what I prefer without showing malice to any of these companies. After all why bash a company for a product... the company ain't gonna give shit or even read this crap on joystiq & the PS3, 360 or revolution sure ain't gonna get on here & fight in their defence, so why attack opposition that have no way to fight back. It's way more fun to hang shit on real people that are making stupid statements on here than to say a console is crap because kenny said it's 4d & 4d doesn't exist, blah, blah, blah. Did you actually see those moron Sony fanbitches that spewed on for 14 pages about 4d & how it was a plane of time or sound or some crap. These fruitloops are serious about this shit... Their momma's must be so proud.
Obviously they are americans that frequently run in the special olympics, with sticky tape over their mouths to keep their tongues in to counter wind resistance.

Fact is, I wasn't even gonna get a 360, as I've never really liked any of MS's controllers, but then I got my grubby mits on the 360 controller....... 1st part of the sale done...I put a deposit on one under the previso that I'd switch it onto PS3 if I could find no other reason to buy one.... Then I played fight night & that was basically all she wrote (it does look very nice), triple this up with PS3 november 8 mth wait & my money was in Bill's bank account (that bastard, he's already got enough of mine & everyone's else's with windows).

I've also never mentioned how infinately more powerful a piece of hardware is to another.....as I truly see games as the main factor. Sony's PS3 could be 10times as powerful as 360 (yes I know, but stick with me), but it won't mean a hoot if they don't have solid games that back it up & expoit that power, this is why xbox did not do as well as it could against PS2's older technology. After reading that sony has outlawed any games not on blu ray, then I can see MS getting more games if sony charge too much for royalties. Could scare off all the best 3rd parties, like the snes to N64 debacle. On the other hand it may stamp out piracy to a large degree & developers may like that not cutting into profit margins. At this point, it's hard to say... So lets not hammer it, ken & his 4d, until we have the console to judge on store shelves. If it's a crap console, I swear I won't treat it like an OJ simpson jurer at his trial.

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