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Jake

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Swag Sunday: Bayonetta (360) [update]

Feb 7th 2010 11:57AM (Joystiq)
My god, remember when Dragon Age was using that Marilyn Manson song?

I actually like some Marilyn Manson, but, for the love of Chris, on a dragon and magic game?

Blurg.

Swag Saturday: Final Fantasy spinoff pack (PSP)

Oct 10th 2009 10:38PM (Joystiq)
Melting my physical media into a club to beat everyone who said they'd keep their physical media.

Of course, I'm only doing that to STEAL their physical media.


Physical media, physical media, physical media, physical media, physical media.

Joyswag: Rare Alan Wake goodies from E3 [update]

Jun 11th 2009 9:42AM (Joystiq)
I don't have a funny nightmare. Mine was just really weird. I kept opening up my stomach with my fist and pulling out this long rope. I'd loop the rope around various objects in all the places I've been in my life. As soon as I did that, there'd be a large hole in the middle of the room, and I'd spelunk down into it, into another room from a completely different place in my life. I'm not big on dream psychology, or any of that. But, when I woke up, I kept trying to figure out what it meant.
Maybe, no matter where I go, my stomach is always leading me?
Speaking of which, I forgot about second breakfast...

Fanswag: win a custom Mass Effect Xbox 360 Elite [update]

Mar 17th 2008 7:31PM (Joystiq Xbox)
Oh my geez... Oh so pretty.

Dark Messiah: Might and Magic Elements DLC: The Journals

Mar 11th 2008 6:51PM (Joystiq)
Honestly, one of the best articles I've read on this page.
Great work.

DS Fanswag: Win a Cobalt DS Lite

Feb 20th 2008 6:34PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Honestly, I'm not sure I've ever seen anything that's as sexy...

... God I've got to get a girlfriend.

Wii Fanswag: No More Heroes

Jan 27th 2008 11:14AM (Joystiq Nintendo)
My mom. Awwwww. ... Shut up.

Joyswag: Win this $5K dollar gaming rig from Falcon Northwest

Nov 27th 2007 9:06AM (Joystiq)
Since it's obviously a random selection machine that picks the winner, I guess I'm not going to go too out of my way to write something clever. Here's the lyrics to the song I'm listening to.

"Long lay the world in sin and error pining/ til he appeared and the soul felt it's worth"

P.S. New computer would be super sweet!

Joyswag: Win this $5K dollar gaming rig from Falcon Northwest

Nov 25th 2007 10:26PM (Joystiq)
Do I need to have a theme to each post? It's random, right? Can't I just write anything here?

Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

Joyswag: Win this $5K dollar gaming rig from Falcon Northwest

Nov 22nd 2007 7:30PM (Joystiq)
I'm most thankful for my Ps2. It's just my favorite system.

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