Xian

Not being a sphincter, I wouldn't know.

The rap in the original 8-bit Legend of Zelda commercials. Two dorky little boys rapping about how the "graphics are really rad." Cringe-worthy.

Easily-solved problem, Stix: don't read their profile unless they're someone you're really interested in learning something about.

This particular post would have to be my favorite from the past five years as it is the first one to provide me with the opportunity to own an Optimus Maximus, a keyboard I have been following for years (since maybe '03 or '04) but figured I would never be able to afford once I found out the price.

I could use one of these; I'm running low on storage.

Nationalize the banks for a short time to clean 'em out and straighten 'em up. Also, gimme the trackball. Please.

I bought that game and absolutely loved it. The choice for an FPS was odd, but the feel of everything was near perfect (what was with the skanky outfits on the Red and Black Ajah members?). It was received quite well critically, and I think remains one of the more underrated games of the era. If you didn't mess your pants going through Shadar Logoth or freak out at the slightest whisper of noise during the Ways, then something was wrong with you.

A brain scanner to finally bring the Atari "mind reading" peripheral to the 21st century.

How wrong were you guys? Pretty dang wrong. Now gimme; I just got a new 360, so I'm behind on all the action and need to catch up.

Why like another man? Because 200lbs of trim, toned muscle in tight jeans is hotter'n a rooster in socks, that's why.

ProTip: Not all gay people have "a funny voice"; not even most. They talk just like everyone else.