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BluLotusArtGuy

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ARG, we can't believe we wasted time on that

Apr 6th 2010 3:07AM (Joystiq)
Since the whole gist of this ARG seems to be that what you are doing is not as important as what is in front of you, I decided to just look at the picture of the envelope and see what I could get.
Interestingly enough....

Richard Wright wrote a book called 'The Outsider'... That doesn't seem relevant at all until you then take a look at the stamp on the envelope. Southern Maryland is also the same area as Washington DC; the setting of the game "The Outsider".

Also... All the information is on the Outside of the package.
And, the TBA date on the game on most web sites has changed to 2010.

Then again, i doubt the publisher would use the United States Postal Service in their advertising...But actually. It is a Julius Caesar quote. He was betrayed, just like the story goes in The Outsider.
The whole game is about secret organizations. The game is about the character accused of assassinating the president (Caesar again).
The last thing you see when the TV goes off? I believe i saw JFK and washington. .... if i have to explain that connection I should stop.


You can actually watch Duke Nukem Forever on Jace Hall Show

Jun 5th 2008 8:30PM (Joystiq)
DNF
Did Not Finish.

...Conspiracy...

Looked alright for an early build, why this is considered an early build after 12 eyars, idk, but it looks good.

Yascombe: Haze's script is over 1,000 pages long

Mar 18th 2008 4:56AM (Joystiq)
Right, a moron. Because the animation cycles in videos for both ps3 mainstream shooters tend to be crap, that makes me a moron. Its possible for the animator to not keyframe the gun over on the other side of the soldiers shooting side. Would you hold a weapon with your right hand on the trigger, and then allow it to go to the left side of a your while looking and walking forward? No, that makes your shoulder hurt like hell. Moving forward for a human is mainly an up and down movement, and back and forth tilt it if rapidly changing speed. Not a left right up down back forward side to side cluster**** of bad corrdination. I've studied human movement, because I am a 3d animator and enviromental artist. So dont try technical terms to seem like a superior being there champ. Not my fault ps3 games tend to hand too much movement in the animations, that is, assuming they are in game. (thats a joke, change your shorts and calm down)

Yascombe: Haze's script is over 1,000 pages long

Mar 18th 2008 4:48AM (Joystiq)
Oh your right, trained soldiers have such a hard time taking 4 steps to the left with out there weapon going all over the screen. It is not that hard to hold a weapon at least somewhat in front of your eye sight and the line of view in focus. Maybe the laws of physics are kept, but apperently soldiers are trained not to have weapon control in 4 decades. You know, military funding probably will take back seat to teaching kids how to use there arms in public school gym classes.

Realism is not soldiers that shoot from... not even the hip but the ear at some point. Trained, and efficient (still alive) soldiers never shoot from the hip, and wont let the weapon, if they are right handed, move to the left side of their sight while aiming or walking. Its not like any time a real soldier moves they scream "OMG THIS GUN IS SO UNBELEIVABLY UNDECISIVE WITH ITS CENTER OF GRAVITY!!!!"

Yascombe: Haze's script is over 1,000 pages long

Mar 15th 2008 5:02PM (Joystiq)
Maybe they should have taken a few minutes of that time and work on the script for that segment...

Haze just seems kinda boring to watch. Is it me or do ps3 games tend to have rapid weapon bobbing and bouncing like all soldiers arms are made of jello pudding and bill cosby is poking at them with a big o' spoon?

Joyswag: 10 more invites to the Call of Duty 4 Beta

Sep 19th 2007 8:51PM (Joystiq)
Window Sil Kitten Snipers...
...With eye patches and cute little cigars.

Sony sends out 'Lair Reviewer's Guide' -- Must. Not. Laugh.

Sep 7th 2007 7:20PM (Joystiq)
Yup, because when FLYING A DRAGON in a FANTASY universe, with DRAGON DOG FIGHTS, and giant ELEPHANT MONSTER... I want my controls to be as realistic as possible... I was the experience to feel like I was to really go out and ... fly... a...dragon....

Fanswag: Win a copy of BioShock, get it overnighted (Part 1) [We have a winner]

Aug 16th 2007 1:37PM (Joystiq Xbox)
As much as you might want there to be a small chinese boy in a baseball cap that calls you by the name "Dr. Jones"... there isn't. Doll!

Wake me up when the PS3 has games ...

Jun 23rd 2007 5:53PM (Joystiq Xbox)
@16:
...wait...
seems to be something you guys are good at

Fanswag: Fanboys Fight for The Darkness

Jun 23rd 2007 7:31AM (Joystiq Xbox)
The 360 version of the Darkness is better than the PS3 version because... well for one we didn't pay 600 dollars to play it without achievments, rumble, and a decent controller. However, the Ps3 version will allow you to move your the entire controller instead of just your thumbs... oh! and when you are done you can watch a movie! (its not like theres any other better game to be playing).

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