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Can't beat tbs or rts.

Blinds closed, doors locked, phones unplugged, game on. It was a good month long video game retreat.

Because. Just because. Now go play outside.

I bought every piece of property, rented them all out, and then stopped playing. So now my avatar can lead a wealthy life without some idiot like me spending all his hard earned money.

slingshot. What? Sling shot? That's not going to do much, flinging Wiis at people, right? Wrong, not at people. Near large crowds. Yell Free Wii, trample trample trample...I'd get a totally high score for that.

Because Zombies like to tell me to do things, but only me. Through headphones. I don't like to do what the Zombies say, but they said they'll eat my brains otherwise. They are quite articulate Zombies.

I want my huge head to be heavier. Suffer neck! Mwahaha.

Nintendo 64. Best console release with best initial offering. I think it came with the game, too. My relatives were duly ignored for the rest of the holiday.

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