FartButtFace

Stop making bad games.

Why is there no witty speech bubble to accompany this? If there was ever a place for an unwarranted addition, this would be it. But of course, I guess Joystiq takes the politically correct route and doesn't want to alienate its gay readers.

Well then, I'm very disappointed. Maybe they should just release the old Rocket Knight games on Xbox Live or the PSN. It's not like it matters, I still have my Sega Genesis, and I'm pretty sure I could find the games on eBay.

We need Medal of Honor: World War I. While I do know that modern warfare is pretty hot right now, it'd be interesting to see another war that hasn't been done to death in the last five years. Modern war is becoming the new World War II.

I agree, the art style does look stupid.

Rocket Knight Adventures may have been the best game on the Sega. Hopefully, it won't be full of shit, but that's the way games have been going lately.

I also hope it's by the same people that brought us the original, but since it's a reboot, this probably won't be happening. Goddamn it, I'm kind of looking forward to this game but I'm very weary of it. I guess I'll just play the original and long for more.

Considering people (soccer moms and grandmas) are still buying this, I'd say it's a smart decision by Nintendo. People are still getting it, even if it's at a slower pace.

Well, I guess it's not mandatory that you stay a virgin with this, but a side-effect.

I'm waiting on an e-mail from Joystiq saying they'd like to see some samples of my work, Mr. McElroy.

Yes, I am that FartButtFace. You might want to pass it on to your superiors and they can give set me up some form of contract.