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It's actually "Flavor Flav" - he spells "flavor" correctly.

Ok, I love gaming, but seriously - you think the dude from Heroes is
more of a celebrity than MARSHALL FAULK? Or Chad Ochocinco?
DeSean Jackson? Hell, even Matt Cassel is more of a celebrity than
the Heroes guy. At least, outside of geekdom.

What about some sort of a wand that could interact with an interface like the iPhone/iPad? Display the icons on the screen, point at them with the wand, and use some of the iPhone applications on the big screen. Then they could have a common interface across multiple devices.

It would be great to have something like the Wii channels, but using the iPhone applications I already know and love.

Barbie Horse Adventures!

When he signed on for the four-year free Ivy League-level education, he should have known that there was a commitment to the Navy after graduating. If he wanted to play football for a career, he should have gone to a different school. How would it look to the other Annapolis grads if he got out of his Navy commitment to go play a game, while they're stuck in the Navy for five years? The primary purpose for attending any of the academies is to become an officer in that respective branch, Army, Navy, Air Force or Coast Guard. It is not to play football.

Oh come on, Joystiq - low blow with the "Imagine Constitutional Lawz" and "My English Coach" comments. Keep the freaking politics out of the gaming news, or start a political blog. I don't come to this website to hear "Obama is the best" and "George W is a retard" bullshit. So take your political comments and get them the hell out of my gaming blog. And just look at all the lovely game-specific comments you've spawned. Thanks for nothing.

The US Army uses Macs? Where? I am an Army Signal Officer, and I haven't had a single Mac on the network in my past four assignments. Apparently I haven't had those cushy rear echelon assignments where they get to use Macs. No, we always got stuck with Dells and Panasonic Toughbooks.

As far as the Obama administration being surprised that they've entered a Mac-free zone, perhaps they should have done their homework and investigated things before they moved in. Most government agencies use Windows for user-level machines. And of course laptops are scarce - they cost much more than comparable desktops, and are not as easily fixed on-site. Of course, they had nice Macs during the campaign because it was all private donations, so they could spend the money on them.

Though I am a Mac user in my home and have five Macs from a 12" Powerbook to a year-old Mac Pro, I sure don't want the American taxpayer to finance a White House "switch" campaign. They need to suck it up and drive on.

Every once in a while, I kill some random hooker down by the docks. The guards still aren't on to me...

Oh, and in the game I like to kick chickens.

Once I had a threesome with my baby's crib in the room.

Well, they kept calling him Justin, but that was clearly Phil Simms doing most of the damage. You'd think he'd have better things to do...