Steve D.

You can pre-order Medal of Honor for $30... I didn't think they'd let you pre-order at $20 off...

My name would be Maurice, Speaker of the Pompitous of Love.

Get it?

That or Steve Saturn, the Ringed Ranger.

(To clarify, the first one is a joke, second one is the winning contest entry. Just so there's no confusion.)

Well, I have the PC version of Bioshock 2, and I've noticed a few bugs, but no freezing. Am I the only one who thinks the sound is a bit too much? Between the creaking, the dripping, the muttering, the audio logs, the music, the shooting, drilling, whirring, clanging. I want to play the game longer, but I have to take a break from all the noise!

Right?! Jack, whines too much about her past; Miranda, whines too much about being GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO BE PERFECT?! The only one who's not crazy is the germaphobe that can't leave her space suit. Space women. Can't live with 'em, can't save the galaxy without 'em.

You, sir, are a blight.

(If you get the reference I'll

And on the second game, Shepard said "Let Seth Green make Joker funny," and Joker was funny.

Anyway, in a somewhat related note, I started a new game in ME2 as Ludwig Shepard. It's like Ludwig's space doppleganger. Although he's hooking up with Miranda Lawson at the moment, which I'm sure will upset the actual Ludwig if he ever reads these comments.

Maybe I've played too much Dungeons and Dragons (and yes, playing ANY Dungeons and Dragons is too much), but monks and armor just don't work.

A no-necked Chris Grant with a jew-fro and a shotgun in his hand sliding through a supermarket. I either creamed my jeans in ecstacy or peed my pants in fear. I'm too scared to check.

A sign of humility? Seriously? I hope you choke on the irony of this comment.

I'm hoping they go the way of Mass Effect 2 and streamline the hell out of it. And, yes, I just finished Mass Effect 2 so most of my comments for the next week or so are going to be along the lines of "I hope they make it like Mass Effect 2." But, seriously... make it like Mass Effect 2.