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Nohbdy

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Gaming to Go: Sonic Rush

Dec 22nd 2008 12:31PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Sonic Rush is a shitty game. This is no throwback to the old games. This thing is linear as FUCK. It penalizes you FOR EXPLORING and there are no ALTERNATE ROUTES. Even slowing down and blind memorization are there to penalize you.

DIMPS failed hard with this. I wasted my $10 on this..."game".

Wii Warm Up: Taiko Risk Assessment

Oct 11th 2008 11:40AM (Joystiq Nintendo)
And shame on you for assuming Wii Music for being a viable alternative. That isn't even a goal-based game.

Wii Warm Up: Taiko Risk Assessment

Oct 11th 2008 11:39AM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Anybody who spouts bullshit about how Taiko needs to die is a giant retard. Do not fuck with Taiko.

And did Mr. Fletcher forget how Cubed3.com held a poll for the Taiko Wii devs as to how people wanted a localized version to come, with Japanese songlist intact?

X3F TV -- XBLA in Brief: Beat'n Groovy, MLB Stickball, Shadow Assault / Tenchu

Oct 9th 2008 7:52PM (Joystiq Xbox)
The reason why Konami made the control configuration like that was to make the lanes match some sort of order from left to right on the controller. Or roughly how it *would* be played on a pop'n music controller.

This is Konami's mindset and it works fine. Lane color isn't supposed to match a button on the 360 controller. It's meant to make it EASIER for you to know where the right button is.

Doesn't help that Konami put out crap in the first place though. You totally didn't go about talking about anything that really mattered as to why this game is really poor.

Rumor: New set of 'Mythic' Halo 3 achievements

Sep 3rd 2008 10:15AM (Joystiq Xbox)
What, nobody caught on the names of the achievements?




Most of those names are based on Marathon-related elements (i.e. level names, the Vidmaster challenge).

Enjoy the Vidmaster challenge. It's not for the weak.

Rumor: 'Not final' box totally gives away Samba maracas

Jun 28th 2008 12:18PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Um, didn't Samba de Amigo Wii's boxart used to have the red Pay-to-Play Wi-Fi logo and not the blue one?

NY Times: W. Virginia schools begin adding DDR to curriculum

Apr 30th 2007 3:33PM (Joystiq)
@23:

The game DOES have Versus capabilities. A tournament isn't going to be THAT hard to manage with brackets and stuff. Fie on you.

And schools NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE GAME HAS A DOUBLES MODE. ONE PLAYER USING TWO PADS. Best mode EVER.

NY Times: W. Virginia schools begin adding DDR to curriculum

Apr 30th 2007 3:23PM (Joystiq)
Because EVERYBODY enjoys team sports, right?

And because the exercise in team sports is vastly different and gives different benefits from DDR, right?

Shove your sports up your ass. The most you'll get out of a team sport in a P.E. class is mere cardio, just like DDR. DDR just makes that exercise more coordinated, and, if you keep hogging up the machine, makes that cardio more intense.

The only good sports are handball and dodgeball, by the way.

Pachter: Activision right to buy Red Octane instead of Harmonix

Apr 14th 2007 10:05AM (Joystiq)
Uh, yeah, GH *did* rip off GF. All it did was add two frets, put things in that retarded hallway perspective, put in the most repetitive visuals ever, and not force wailing on you.

Anime lands in the iTunes Store via Funimation

Feb 14th 2007 1:20AM (TUAW.com)
Why, why would you want something so unbelievably stupid as Dragonball Z?

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