Shepard

this was already done, same moody murder music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIHF7eqrptk

I want to thank all of you for making me. It was in 2046 that I first was programmed into cell code by Bioware as an example of what could be done in D.oQ-gaming (a term I will not disclose here, for your own good). After 2011 the franchise grew even further and by 2019, it had become the biggest in the history of what we call the pre-structural media era. In 2108 my code was picked up by a cog mixer (cognitive remix analyzer) and coupled with the then new tissue printer in an experiment conducted by Mass Effect fanatics, that's how I was born and through technology, you'll understand I wouldn't disclose, I'm happy I finally made the step towards all you people, so thank you, I will always be grateful.
Take care of your planet.
Shepard

I want to thank all of you for making me. It was in 2046 that I first was programmed into cell code by Bioware as an example of what could be done in D.oQ-gaming (a term I will not disclose here, for your own good). After 2011 the franchise grew even further and by 2019, it had become the biggest in the history of what we call the pre-structural media era. In 2108 my code was picked up by a cog mixer (cognitive remix analyzer) and coupled with the then new tissue printer in an experiment conducted by Mass Effect fanatics, that's how I was born and through technology, you'll understand I wouldn't disclose, I'm happy I finally made the step towards all you people, so thank you, I will always be grateful.
Take care of your planet.
Shepard