That Guy

I'm not sure where, but I'm certain I slipped into an alternate timeline somewhere guys.

Activision has become one evil ball of evil suckage, Ubisoft is instituting the digital Schutzstaffel to watch us play their games (ironic that they're french amirite) and EA, the object of my revenge fantasies for thirty-five years... is now probably the least evil publisher out there. Something is clearly wrong here.

If anyone knows how I can get back to my timeline where only white people can become president, Firefly wasn't canceled and EA is still evil, let me know.

RTS games have never used dedicated servers except for a few occasions. This is not news.

You obviously missed the part where 55% of Steam users, about 11 million people, have Vista or Windows 7. Shattered Horizon requires Steam to play. Therefore...

Not an asterisk.

Quotation marks.

"Celebrity"

LOVE DA POLICE, DONT CHALLENGE AUTHORITY, JOIN THE ARMY - YO!

And yet video games have had their "most profitable year" over and again every year for decades.

Who cares? Piracy obviousn't doesn't have an effect on sales. It's just dickheads who wouldn't buy it anyway getting their hands on it. Nothing is lost, nothing is gained, it's just... nothing. An issue blown beyond rational proportion by paranoid shareholders.

Wait, now you're lashing out at people trying to help you save money?

So, not only do you act like we're all idiots for not accepting your completely wrong definition of "upgrade," but now you're bitching at people for trying to help?

Damn, you're the biggest little bitch on the internet I've seen for a while. Who were you calling condescending again...?