Michael

"Build... hair... tattoos... you name it!"

I name it? I name the Carmen Miranda Fruit Headdress!

Put it in the game!

@Lambrick It's more about avoiding the Skyrim and Diablo 3 releases.

Actually, the introduction of that review was enough to make me want to watch the film.

that's terrible. I just saw the review pop up in results after I searched Variety for "Iron Cross." You can see the "Iron Cross By ROBERT KOEHLER" in the search results, but clicking on the link brings you to an article-not-found.