Adam

Traditionally, I'd say King Hippo or Glass Joe, just because they're so funny, but Team Awesome's "Punch-Out" movie trailer made me a big Von Kaiser fan.

I just want Microsoft to come out and say plainly that MGS4 will never be on the 360. Keep the fanboys in line. The 360 already has plenty of stuff going for it.

My favorite tactic is to beef the hell out of one character, then let him do the dirty work while everyone else hangs out behind him, throwing healing spells his way.

It's a shame proper names aren't allowed in Scrabble, or else "Garriot" would be a perfect word.

...Or, I'll show it to my long-lost brother Ueffel-fao, who lives in Antarctica. Thanks to the miracle of the Internet, I can send him a picture of it, then gloat when he realizes he has nothing to entertain him during the long Antarctican nights.

...Or maybe I'd wait and just show it to my cat. I'd take her picture, give her a creepy grin, and scare the living daylights out of her with it.

I'd show the darn thing to you guys first, of course!

Ikaruga. Crazy fun, but also crazy in the general sense.

Shave his mustache? That depends. Is it a Solid Snake mustache, or a Ron Jeremy mustache?

Rafa Nadal, because before Rafa Nadal Tennis on the DS, I had never heard that strange name before in my entire life.