Robot Cousin

"Based on our... research, 60% of Kinect users are female. Out of that 60%, 35% have 'sweet boobs'.

Of the 40% male usergroup, 98% better be really good at foreplay.

Microsoft: We care."

I once tried putting bacon flakes into a cake I was baking.

I was, indeed, bake-on-ing a cake. Didn't turn out that well. Therefore, the greatest would have to be last weekend, when I just cooked bacon. I keep getting better and better at it, so last weekend was inevitably the 'best' bacon experience I have created.

I would absolutely love all 8 (Megaman 1-6, and then 9 and 10) games to be mashed into one.

I would have to say "S. Darko". Horrible, horrible film. That Cocteau Twins song at the end "Heaven or Las Vegas" made me watch the scene twice.

I would have to say the Fisher Price Car park. It was a gas station and a parking garage all in one, along with a car elevator! Who could argue with that?