Adam

"What?"
"Exactly."

Who made this video, Dane Cook?! In your face!

@Once known as Shadsy

Yes, yes, I understand there isn't a strict parity in the comparison, but--Ah, hell, I can see I'm alone on this, so I'll be shutting up now.

(Jon Stewart: 1,678,9057 Me: 0)

@Funkmaster General @BananaBoat

Obviously, but: a.) it's a remarkable coincidence; and b.) he takes on Fox News per a network-wide basis--and, well, people in glass houses...

If you watch the full episode online, it's preceded by an ad for Comedy Central's UGLY AMERICANS, in which a lady demon is graphically snacking on a man's entrails.

Seems THE DAILY SHOW could use THE DAILY SHOW to keep it honest...

Choppers get taken down by RPGs so often in video games, you should get an achievement for having the foresight to NOT jump onto one.

@Urethra Alfredo

I thought it was all meant to be very tongue-in-cheek. Remember, even Alan felt writing for the show was beneath him, and he writes hardboiled thrillers.

@Voltron That's what I'm afraid of: ALAN WAKE & FRIENDS, where you play as the supporting cast. "Inject patients as Hartman! Make snide remarks as Nightingale! Whine as Barry!"

Joyce Carol Oates, Andrew Vachss, and the Black Dahlia?! Sold.

"This was a late goodbye. Thirteen years after I'd gotten my revenge, it had finally caught up with me. It'd been a long time to bear the pain."