Mr. Pibb

[QUESTION!]
Will it be available for download at midnight?
Or will I have to wait til 7am or something...

Sweet mamma jamma I must has this.

I have totally loved this game on facebook and am thrilled to see it pop up here on Joystiq.
It's an action acrobatic game with a cute lead character! I love it!!!

WHERE.
IS.
SHORT.
ROUND?
DOKTA JOOOOONES!

I laughed so hard at that throwaway joke in the image.

PS - eh...Not real torn up about not being able to handle this on my PC because I didn't even really like it on my 360.

Which would I consider most offensive? Severed head.
Which would I consider most offensive in a VIDEO GAME?

I have never seen a realistic/full-on kiss in a video game, so I'd say that the kiss would be most offensive to me. Even 2 women kissing would probably look like a cartoon toucan trying to suck a cashew out of a balloon. Severed heads and F-bombs are par for the course if you have TF2 on xboxlive, what would the results be if this poll had originally been directed only at gamers?

I'm sick of this.
There's no evidence to support these claims of violent VG's opening this world of violence to kids.
It's got as much basis in fact as seeing a UFO - I THINK I SAW IT WHICH MEANS IT EXISTS.
I think games are violent which means it will make kids violent! Brilliant.
I'm sick of my completely normal and healthy pasttime being a scapegoat.

Alyx Vance... she's got that "I will do the nastiest things to you, Freeman" look to her....mmmm....*shudder* oh yeah

It's about time companies with money to throw around like EA released the hounds at the idiots who obviously have done NO research on videogames. If they claim what they're saying is fact, then they are liable for it.

OH MY LANTA YES
Coming from someone who works at a game store and gets asked every 2 minutes whether we have "THE WII GAME" in stock, it's good to know they're not oppressing consumers with reminders that their product is nigh impossible to find.
Thanks for the mercy, Reggie..not that it's gunna help much...meh