Nigel

One time I ate roughly 2 pounds of bacon from a continental breakfast buffet at a hotel. It was about to close and the employee said that any uneaten food gets thrown out. It took me almost 45 minutes to eat it all, but I was victorious. Did you know that the effect of eating that much bacon is remarkably similar to eating a fistful of sleeping pills? I took a 6 hour "nap" that day. Worth it.

Hmm, seems like a lot of people have a hard on for Garrus (but he is all sorts of awesome). I'm definitely going with Garrus too, seeing as he was my favorite teammate from ME1.

'scuse me, "same shelf *life*"

I was in Barbados a few years ago on a study abroad program and one morning I had to gulp down a glass of milk and a muffin very quickly for breakfast before having to give an important presentation later that day. 15 minutes into a 45 minute bus ride and I'm vomiting out the window at 40 mph, while women going to and from the local markets are staring at me blow chunks all over the side of the bus. Turns out milk in Barbados doesn't have the same shelf as it does in the US, so it goes sour faster even though it might not taste any different. Always smell the milk.

B, E, A, C, D

b, a, a, c, b

(b) headless goat