Mertwig

"Later that evening, I met with Van Dyke to further discuss the likelihood of Bad Company being re-released with the original BF: 1942 engine. He replied, 'There must be a mistake. We didn't order one pizza, let alone the six you're holding. Wait a second, are you the...Cindy! Call 911! He's back!'"

"When additionally followed out to his car in the parking structure, Van Dyke remarked, 'What the #@$, dude? I can't give you any more information. Wait, what are you doing? HELP!'"