Sono Tori

"Look, America, I just want to be the very best, like no one ever was."

"Officials believe the hackers report to a mysterious Communist Party agency named Office 39..."

This is far too good to be true. I wish I was there for the meeting to decide which number sounded coolest after 'Office'.

I enjoyed immensely both that last pun and the canned audience groan I imagined following it.

@Vladeon Really? The usage, at least, seems a bit odd. Usually it is followed by the present or future subjunctive (according to Wiktionary), which is why 'lest you forget' seems more acceptable to me.

'Lest'? That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

(If or in case would work dandily.)

@Ben64
Boxing Day, actually. Sorry to disappoint you.

@ShokLoc Why do so many people think Inafune has the money to buy Mega Man? I imagine it's worth many, many millions of dollars.

*bottom lip quivers*

@sonicspike41 No, I've never watched or played anything .hack-related. Is the series any good?

"Yo, man. Did you hear about Jerry? His PS5 got a virus and now HE'S TRAPPED IN A NIGHTMARE PLANE FOREVER AND EVER"

Color me hesitant.