The Shoveler

My wife wanted to use "Chairman Meow" as a motto, a nickname for our demanding cat. "Chairman" was an inappropriate word too.

The only Final Fantasy game that is even close to being a real RPG is the first one - which is why it's the only tolerable title in a series that has you increasingly playing anime tie-ins that make you think you're part of this super-hip club that the anime phenomenon has turned into. If you want to play a real C-RPG, play Fallout or Fallout 2.

Of all the reasons to get a PS3 - and there are many - Oblivion being available with new content doesn't rank very high up on my list. Give me games worth my time that I can't get anywhere else, and I'll show you my checkbook.