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Where I come from, we call them "shooters", your fancy lingo can't fool me.

Also, where is Warning Forever?

dood, you're all wrong and stupid! the [CONSOLE NAME] will obviously come out on top! the [OTHER CONSOLE A] and [OTHER CONSOLE B] are pieces of crap! i mean, look at what you get from the [CONSOLE NAME]: Awesome games, online play, media playback, and a [HDD SIZE] hard drive to store downloaded games and saves! yeah, nobody likes spending hundreds of dollars, but for only [PRICE] you get tons of value! your opinions are dumb because i didnt say them, regardless of whether or not you agree. [OTHER CONSOLE A] and [OTHER CONSOLE B] can suck my nuts! [CONSOLE NAME]4eva!!!