Kanchi

Why the Weighted Companion Cube of coarse.

LOL Its a Dell.

A Hunter, unless I could have my Halo:CE pistol.

Does it make the game suck less?

Soiling yourself when you see a little sister screaming right in front of you, because theres a bigdaddy ready to drive a drill in your back. Don't bother turning around...

Getting 2 big daddies in a room and making them fight like gladiators while I watch them like a roman Caesar.

Well its pretty obvious that if you can advertise strip clubs in Kansas (place of mine mine household and quite conservative), you should be able to advertise mature games in Denver(not nearly as goody goody as Ks).

Fuck IGN

Oh its all about the blacks, what about the robots. I always see you watersacks killing robots in video games and movies. You racist humans.

It would be cool to dress up lik the combine. The G man would be creepy too, sept id git tired of speaking like him.