The Ray

"I hear your mother is a kind and goodly woman."

I did once, but then he stepped on my foot. Clumsy bastard...

deciding which X-genes compliment each other Unless the genes are saying things like, "Hey, I love your haircut!" I think you meant to say "complement".

ComplEment = complete something
Compl*I*ment = "I like your haircut"

I did, in fact, get the ShakeWeight. Or the ShakeIt weight. Whatever it's called.

Not to be picky, but A.D. is written before the year, not after. So it should be A.D. 2010, not 2010 A.D.

B.C. is just the opposite, btw.

I gotta admit I teared up reading the original story. My wife and I are expecting a baby here shortly; it really hit home.

I sent some money their way. You should, too.

Nothing better than The 'Dew (Diet, that is)!

Didn't you see him in Gretzky Hockey for the PSP in 2004? That was like 8 years after the N64 game...

Got to be the original MGS on PS1.

(Yeah, I know it's not REALLY the original, per se, but you know what I mean!)

Record their conversations (if they're half as talkative as Splinter Cell's guards..)