SuedeGopher

To solve rampant hunger you eat the poor (according to Jonathan Swift), and to solve economic troubles you just eat their lunch and saddle them with the worst of it.

My wife loves this game - here's hopin...

I would nove not to have to pay for some booty! Please oh please oh please, I took a shower and everything!

:( Weep, no love. I was hoping to play around with it, too.

I feel like I don't have enough rarely used console peripherals in my home and think this would make a great addition - kidding aside, I weigh myself daily and would love to make the chore more fun.

Kill em with kindness!

Yeah, only one way that I know of...finger through the eye to the brain is a hands only affair. Owwies.

Dante and his mad inferno skillz.

Ahhh...how do I choose just one? I guess my favorite was with my then date, now wife wherein we were in my sh*tty '91 Ford Escort (GT!) in a dirt field right by our office. It took several attempts to get that FWD beast to slide out the rear (and much e-brake work), but when we finally did...we got the shock of our lives as a shadow rose out of the dust and dark. I'm pretty sure it was a duck, and I'm not sure that it did (duck) or if it's still with us. Good times though.

If I could win a console from Falcon Northwest I would be sooo happy.