JoJo

Whoever goes to UofT, can you tell him I adore all the writing in Deus Ex, everything from character conversations to the books and newspapers and goddamn, the Morpheus conversation!

Thanks.

Or Entertainment Exchange. I'm surprised GAME wasn't already owned by Ganmestop, they were just as crappy.

The U-Turn is a lie.

"Spinning into robots to smash them up; now thats Progressive."

Also I wonder who the actors were? Wiki has nothing on who actually starred in the game. Were they professionals?

When I was a kid in Northern England Mad Dog was at every arcade I can ever remember going to. I didn't even know they released it for PC.

Pale as the moonlight, yes.

OMG you guys!

You are about to have the BEST time!

ps. Look for a secret after the final boss.

pps. Its totally cool with us if you wanna invade hell, get that itch out of the way.

Wait, my favourite game from my childhood is on iOS? So I get the joy of Death Rally with the annoyance of a racing game partially covered by my thumb? Now I don't know what to do.

Finally! I can dig out that rig I built in 2002 specifically to play DNF. I even painted it red and everything! It was Maximum PC's Rig of the Month back in the day when to win it all you had to do was paint your box or slap some stickers on the side.

Oh, it's been a while alright.