FunctusOfficio
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New Steam daily deal launches with Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising for $5
May 16th 2011 9:17PM (Joystiq)If interested in some Co-Op mission play or multi- or whatever it has, let me know as I got it for cheap on a previous Steam sale, and I hate to admit that I have not gotten past the second mission. There are many reasons for that fact, and unfortunately amongst those reasons is a lack of planning, a failure to always kill what I shoot at, and some arbitrary time limits the game places on certain missions without always telling you what they are in advance.
I still like the game quite a bit. Shoot a request if interested. I believe my Steam name is DeathOfficio--I would know for sure if I was not stuck at work reading Joystiq.
Shift 2 'Legends' DLC brings some classic cars out of the garage
Apr 22nd 2011 12:09AM (Joystiq)I have no idea why, but I was able to drive the cars in the first game without issue, but still felt that the game needed something although admittedly I did not know what, but in any event, it did not hold my attention for long.
I did go out and buy Shift 2 within a few days of release expecting that they may have figured out what it needed to maintain my interest. Maybe autolog would have done the trick. The few days I had the game I was digging the autolog aspect of the game, but the game itself was so frustrating to play autolog could not keep me from returning it to where I bought.
Oddly, in spite of the store's no refund policy on opened games and software, I told her that an exchange would be pointless since the game is "broken fundamentally". I offered to point her to a few select websites that discuss that fact, but she did not need be to do that, and in no time I had a full refund in hand. It was almost like I was not the first person to tell her that and I probably wasn't.
What really ticked me off is that none of the many reviews of the game I read discussed that broken aspects of the game play, particularly with a wheel peripheral, but any websites where it is discussed amongst gamers themselves, you at least get the truth. All of the review sites did gamers a disservice by not pointing out the truth about the turd that is Shift 2......a big steaming turd alert was warranted.
Shift 2 'Legends' DLC brings some classic cars out of the garage
Apr 21st 2011 10:30PM (Joystiq)I really wanted to like this game but it was unplayable.....
Battlefield 3 trailer seeks out explosive situations
Mar 30th 2011 12:02PM (Joystiq)I have to admit that I generally prefer console games to PC games, but just because I had a chance to pick up BFBC 2 on PC for $10, I decided to grab it a few weeks ago, and I have to admit that it was amzing how much better the visuals were on PC. I felt like it was a different game almost, so I agree with you there. If the new game on console is as good as the last game on PC, then that would be a treat for the console gamers.
That is one of the first times I had seen that happen where the console version was almost a joke when compared to PC, but admittedly, I don't pick up that many games on PC as I did not have a pc that could handle them until recently. I still prefer the console version and would probably purchase that one first anyway as that is way most of my friends play.
Killzone 3 beta preview: Exo mechs, jet packs and Helghast, oh my!
Nov 3rd 2010 2:11PM (Joystiq)If you still have that beta code, I would be happy to take it out for a spin for you, and will return the favor with a future beta code as I seem to be getting quite a few lately, with the exception of KZ3 sadly.
P_Sturm@hotmail.com
Either way, very cool of you to offer it up. Take it easy.
Dreamcast Returns on PSN and XBLA this year
Jun 10th 2010 3:34PM (Joystiq)Joyswag: Alpha Protocol-themed 8GB iPod Touches [update]
May 26th 2010 4:19PM (Joystiq)They might also use the bomb-making app, strap the iPod to some C-4, blow some sh-t up!