John
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 bans affect 1,600+ users
Nov 22nd 2011 11:06AM (Joystiq)I don't need to be completely frustrated and angry playing a broken game that the DEVs couldn't even make sure works when they saved so much time rehashing the last 2 releases.
On the plus side, I got a free phone case and made $30 on ebay selling the best buy mobile package (free phone case +1 yr elite with purchase of game and HTC incredible2) on ebay.
DICE plans to fix Battlefield 3's magic tactical light
Nov 14th 2011 8:28PM (Joystiq)*.203 Doh
DICE plans to fix Battlefield 3's magic tactical light
Nov 14th 2011 8:27PM (Joystiq).223 sucks
DICE plans to fix Battlefield 3's magic tactical light
Nov 14th 2011 8:22PM (Joystiq)Sounds to me you just like using lamer weapons/mods.
Here's an idea, get good without cheesy god weapons.
We wish The Crovel was in every game
Nov 14th 2011 10:56AM (Joystiq)everyone should look to melee weapons for defense in the zombie apocalypse, be sure you try to take as many on as you can with your shovel thing.
That way, when you are overwhelmed because you find out you are not indeed, superman after all, or the spatter you will invariably cause gets into an orifice or open wound and turns you, I'll have some sweet gear.
I love zombie games and all, but has anyone really ever thought of the implications of the majority of the weaponry used? Skulls are pretty hard things, they take some force to break, and you have to hit MUCH harder than you would on a living person because zombies aren't going to go down with a concussion, they have no blood flow, the brain won't bruise.
If you're hitting hard enough to cause zombie death, you are most likely overextending your reach, and committing yourself to some serious arcs of motion, thus opening yourself up for the zomboid's friends.
Just get a gun, and stick to using this thing as a tool. If you're stuck having to resort to hand to hand, unless you're magically immune, you're screwed.
Harmonix: Rock Band in for a 'fundamental creative reinterpretation'
Oct 25th 2011 8:05PM (Joystiq)Report: Deadliest Warrior studio head misrepresented military experience
Oct 7th 2011 10:34PM (Joystiq)However to give him the benefit of the doubt, he may have been attached to a spec ops unit as support, meaning he'd train and go on missions and stuff with them.
You don't have to be a seal to be attached to a seal team, you can be the guy who maintains and sets up their comms, in fact one of those was shot down in that helo a few months back.
Report: Deadliest Warrior studio head misrepresented military experience
Oct 7th 2011 10:23PM (Joystiq)Also, look how fat that guy is, that is if they mean the computer guy, there's no way spec ops guys let themselves go like that.
Hitman: Absolution revealed in teaser trailer, next stop: E3
May 10th 2011 9:38PM (Joystiq)Hitman: Absolution revealed in teaser trailer, next stop: E3
May 10th 2011 9:38PM (Joystiq)That being said, WTF is up with having to watch a god damn commercial, before watching what is essentially a game commercial?